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This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they’ll have written the greatest novel known to man. Let’s see. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!

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Ironic, isn’t it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you!

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Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didn’t, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Lists & Links

Unordered List

• Link: https://matthewcahill.com/
• Link with Title: Matthew Cahill

Ordered List

1. Link: https://matthewcahill.com/
2. Link with Title: Matthew Cahill

Code

Inline

const foo = new bar();

At first I was all P = NP, then they were all like P ≠ NP, dude it was wild.

Block (Manually Select Language)

export function getPostList(directory, excludedFilenames, count) {
    let filenames = fs.readdirSync(`posts/${directory}`).filter(f => f.endsWith(".md"));

    // Exclude provided filenames
    if (excludedFilenames) {
        filenames = filenames.filter(f => !excludedFilenames.includes(f));
    }

    // Return null if no markdown files are found
    if (filenames.length === 0) {
        return null;
    }

    // Parse file list
    const parsedList = filenames.map(filename => {
        const parsedFile = getPost(directory, filename);

        return {
            slug: filename.replace(".md", ""),
            ...parsedFile.metadata
        };
    });

    // Sort by recency
    parsedList.sort((a, b) => (a.date < b.date) ? -1 : ((a.date > b.date) ? 1 : 0)).reverse();

    // Restrict to last `n` posts
    if (count) {
        parsedList.slice(0, count);
    }

    return parsedList;
};

Block (Automatically Detect Language)

export function getPostList(directory, excludedFilenames, count) {
    let filenames = fs.readdirSync(`posts/${directory}`).filter(f => f.endsWith(".md"));

    // Exclude provided filenames
    if (excludedFilenames) {
        filenames = filenames.filter(f => !excludedFilenames.includes(f));
    }

    // Return null if no markdown files are found
    if (filenames.length === 0) {
        return null;
    }

    // Parse file list
    const parsedList = filenames.map(filename => {
        const parsedFile = getPost(directory, filename);

        return {
            slug: filename.replace(".md", ""),
            ...parsedFile.metadata
        };
    });

    // Sort by recency
    parsedList.sort((a, b) => (a.date < b.date) ? -1 : ((a.date > b.date) ? 1 : 0)).reverse();

    // Restrict to last `n` posts
    if (count) {
        parsedList.slice(0, count);
    }

    return parsedList;
};

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.